This Fucking Spam Is Killing Me
Seriously, this crap is out of control. My inbox is overrun with messages for useless products. How can I block all this nonsense? It's driving me insane.
- My only wish is to get a actual email for once.
- Hopefully one day this will stop.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I'm resigned to deleting spam all day long.
Ugh, These Emails
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
Get This Shit Out of My Inbox
Seriously, way too much is simply ridiculous. Every day I get flooded with your lame junk mail for things I don't even care about. I've attempted to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a brick wall. At this point, I'm just ready to explode.
- This has gone too far.
- Get a clue.
- You've been warned.
Shut Down This Junk You Jerks
Listen up, you bunch of morons. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to stop. I'm fed up with your bullshit to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a nothing. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So consider yourself warned.
- Go away
- Just stop it
Stop It Right Now, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you sleazeballs! Your unwanted emails are clogging up inboxes and pissed off people. We've had enough of your crap. This is your website one strike to knock it off. Keep sending that drivel, and we'll be forced to take legal action. Understand? Don't test us.
Seriously With Your Stupid Messages
You think you're so slick, sending out your bullshit to every stupid person you can find. But guess what, moron? I have no time for your deception. Get a real job or find a hobby already.
- Drop Dead With Your Annoying Emails
- I give a damn
- Get a real job or kill yourself already.